Ill never misplace bobby pins again!Always reblog these
I want a heart shaped hard boiled egg!
Why do we need school these tips are all I need
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Brenna Yovanoff, The Replacement
James Dashner, The Maze Runner
The Flying Dutchman is one of us.
he knows all of our feels
omfg^
i wonder what his otp is
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No matter how many times it shows up, I will ALWAYS reblog this.
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In which Peter is pissed at his dads for mentally scarring him.
(via twelfth-doctor)
- My dad's Reichenbach theory: Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.
OH. MY. GOD.
“Smooth, Rogers.”
“I just…I-I tripped!”
“Sure you did. Saw something you like?”
“No!”
“Your blush says otherwise.”
“Shut up, Tony.”
(via kamero-gomez)
“An old man saw a scorpion drowning and decided to pull it out from the water.
He calmly puts his hand to reach the creature, when he did, the scorpion stung him…
With the effect of the pain, the old man let go the creature and it fell back into the water.
The old man, realizing that the scorpion was drowning again, got back and tried to rescue it, but then again it stung him. He let go it again…..
A young boy standing by approached the old man and said:
“Excuse me sir, you are going to hurt yourself trying to save the evil, vicious creature, why do you insist? Don’t you realize that each time you try to help the scorpion it stings you?”The Man replied: “The nature of the scorpion is to sting, and mine is to help. It will not change in helping the scorpion.”
So the man thought for a while and used a leaf from a nearby tree and pulled the scorpion out from the water and saved it’s life…
Then turning to the young boy, he said…
“Do not change your nature. If someone hurts you, just take precautions.”
”
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(via izgubena)
“Physics says: go to sleep. Of course
you’re tired. Every atom in you
has been dancing the shimmy in silver shoes
nonstop from mitosis to now.
Quit tapping your feet. They’ll dance
inside themselves without you. Go to sleep.Geology says: it will be all right. Slow inch
by inch America is giving itself
to the ocean. Go to sleep. Let darkness
lap at your sides. Give darkness an inch.
You aren’t alone. All of the continents used to be
one body. You aren’t alone. Go to sleep.Astronomy says: the sun will rise tomorrow,
”
Zoology says: on rainbow-fish and lithe gazelle,
Psychology says: but first it has to be night, so
Biology says: the body-clocks are stopped all over town
and
History says: here are the blankets, layer on layer, down and down.
: Albert Goldbarth, The Sciences Sing a Lullabye (via clavicola)
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