"I need a nap and an orgasm."
— An Ancient Proverb, probably (via untamedcomets)
(Source: thegreatmadman, via nataliasromanoff)
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
"Truth is, something that I thought was perfect was taken away from me, and I never wanted perfect again. I wanted middle of the road, stuff I didn’t care about so that I couldn’t lose anything I really loved ever again."
— Cecelia Ahern, The Time of My Life (via simply-quotes)
(Source: simply-quotes, via simply-quotes)
"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."
— The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via thetruecomelast)
"I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again."
— Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)
(Source: reality-escape-artist, via florascence)
"I want you
to want to fall in love with me and that’s
— Marty McConnell (via psych-facts)
"If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart eventually your hearts will start beating at the same time. And two little babies in an incubator, their hearts will beat at the same time. Love that. So if you have somebody in your life that is prone to anxiety, like myself, and if you happen to be a calm person, you could come up and hug me heart to heart and my heart hopefully would slow to yours. And I just love that idea. Or maybe yours would speed up to mine. But either way, we’ll be there together."
— Andrea Gibson (via psych-facts)
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"