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decodethefallenmoon:

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

I’m dying at the cultural differences going on omfg lol

decodethefallenmoon:

mr-onceler:

taleasoldastimelords:

cliffrose-acetone:

emilie-faith:

itwasabusinessdoingpleasure:

spookydingoinnuendo:

riddlemehiddleston:

blinkanditsover:

Artist creates bird’s piercing gaze after dropping two Hula Hoops into coffee

I LEGIT THOUGHT THERE WAS AN OWL IN THAT CUP

how the fuck do you drop hula hoops into coffee

This must be a huuuuge coffee mug if you can drop 2 hula hoops into it.

^they’re a kind of crisp in the UK

you don’t know how hard i’m laughing at the americans who didn’t get it omg

if it’s not american it doesn’t exist

what the fuck is a crisp

I’m dying at the cultural differences going on omfg lol

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"About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Enjolras was a revolutionary. Second, there was a part of him–and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be–that thirsted for the freedom of the people. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

— Grantaire, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

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discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

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  • plot twist: a teenage character played by an actual teenage actor
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parrillas:

multipack:

*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles*

“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”

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drarna:

can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

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spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin, via moriarty)

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"I am byesexual as in I’m not interested goodbye"

— Enjolras, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

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"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes."

— Grantaire, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

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"If people were rain, I was rain and she was also rain."

— Marius Pontmercy, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

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epikalia:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

omg henry viii 

(Source: basnad, via innocenceandarsenic)

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astrodidact:

Seems legit…

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The Difference Between Matt Smith and David Tennant

  • Matt Smith: My name is Matt Smith and I play the Doctor.
  • David Tennant: I'm David Tennant and I am the Doctor.
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"You just do it. You force yourself to get up. You force yourself to put one foot before the other, and God damn it, you refuse to let it get to you. You fight. You cry. You curse. Then you go about the business of living. That’s how I’ve done it. There’s no other way."

— Elizabeth Taylor (via fleurlungs)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via she-writes-in-lipstick)

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via castielsunderpants)